Feelin' really good today
Gonna queue up for a game
Gonna be the ADC
It's time to go!

Loading up into the game
Grab my starters, head to lane
Winning every single trade
It's what I do!

I'm up in creeps
This game is going easy
It won't be long
Before we're saying "GG"

...

(LoL on the way ping)
(Wait, what? Oh, no... here we go...)

AND THEN OUR LEE SIN GANKED!
Missed his Q point blank
Ulted the wrong fucking way
Then dove under the tower and died

(Ah, okay... Winnable. It's till Winnable)

...

I'm a little bit behind
That's alright, Lee, I know you're blind
Just let me sit down here and grind
I've almost spiked!

I just hope you won't berate
So I'll say "It's k, we got this late!"
While we're still here in the early game
It's not over!

I'm playing safe, don't
Wanna give them leeway
Gotta play it smart, yeah
That's the only way...

...

(Oh no, what are you... what are you doing? No, no, no, that's such a bad idea! Don't do that.. no... gah!)

AND THEN OUR YASUO ROAMED
Dashing everywhere like a pro
So cool
He's gonna pentakill all these plebs
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
But he sucks and died

(Ugh, I should have just done it. I should have just banned Yasuo, dammit!)

Looks like lane is now over
Turret's gone, that, I'm sure
Really need a savior
How bout top?

I'm not gonna tilt
It'll get me killed
I need to save myself
From this hell

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
AND THEN OUR RIVEN CAME!
TP'd to lane
Took CC right to the face
Just another feeding team mate
Looking to flame in this quality game

(That's it... it's over... my LP... I'm gonna miss you!)

Well, my friends, I think that it's time to admit defeat
We can't take much more
They were knocking on our base door
Now they're bursting through our seams

Gonna miss my precious LP
The memories I had with you
Beaten and bruised in solo queue
I'll fight and climb just to have you again
Just to have you again
Just to have you again

Oh no... I forgot...
IT'S THE POST GAME LOBBY! NOOOOOOO!

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